My Plants

I recently came out of plant dad retirement and I'm giving this whole thing another go. I inherited some plants and bought a bunch on a whim and in an effort to give these plants the best life they deserve, I'm dedicating this part of my site to their growth and progress.

Click on any of the plants below to get some info on them.

Aloe Vera

Hehe aloe you vera much plant

Jade Plant

This is a plant, not a Jade stone

Dwarf Jade Plant

This is a cute plant, not a full grown plant.

Shame Plant

There's no shame in hiding

Common Asparagus Fern

This is a plant, not a vegetable

Polka Dot Plant

Surprisingly less dots than you thought

Easter Cactus

Still looks great for the other holidays

Zz Plant

Not to be confused with Z.Z. Top

Snake Plant

I'm a snake. I’m a slithery little sneaky snake. I’m so slithery and sneaky cause I’m a snake.